Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two
aghrivaine

an open letter to sprint

Dear Sprint,
Because your service is punishingly expensive, and completely heartless in turning off service immediately, I am interested in ending my contract as soon as possible. However, since you charge $200.00 to terminate early, I am waiting until my contract is up. Damn your eyes.

My sprint pcs phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. Within the last 30 days you have cost me almost $250.00. I hope your ill-gotten gains pave the road to Hell in gold, so that your journey there will be in the style you so richly deserve. Once again, damn your eyes.

David Krieger
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