Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two (aghrivaine) wrote,
Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two

Stump like a pirate day

As today is national talk like a pirate day - and also the day that John Edwards gave his stump speech in Phoenixville, PA - an event I helped plan, organize, and advertise - I suggested to the powers that be that Senator Edwards give his speech in pirate lingo.

My suggestion, I would love to say - was warmly regarded, and Mr. Edwards speech was rife with talk about "keelhaulin' that bilge rat deserter, Bush". I would love to say that.

Sadly, I can not so say, and still be honest. My suggestion wasn't even duly noted - it was just giggled at and forgotten.

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.