Because today, I smell even better.
I didn't think it was possible. But it is! My fragrance is so aromatic, so excellent, so singularly fantastic, I feel as if I can accomplish great deeds towards a more peaceful world. I will just present my good-smelling self at junctures of extreme violencescosity, and they will be soothed and calmed by my enticing yet manly aroma.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddling masses. They may smell me.
Mel Gibson is going to make a movie, "The Aroma of the Davy". But no one will protest this movie!
My scent will be a balm for the woes and ills of everyone except sufferers of the common cold and allergies.
Dag, I smell good today.
