April 15th, 2007

monkey pirate

Various.

Add pudding or jelly to your milk tea for 35 cents.

I know Thor. I have fought with Thor. I wrestled the Midgard Serpent with Thor. THOU ART NOT THOR!

Herald, I hunger.

Mandelbrot. He's a mathematician rockstar.

"Filthy turk!" "I believe he's actually an Arab." "As I said, filthy turk!"

MURKNIP! Damn you Murknip, I told you to scrub the bottles before putting in the fulminating tincture of aurum!

Yeah baby, I play the theremin in a rock and roll band.
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