November 8th, 2006


Message to Congress

Dear Democratic Majority in Congress;
Okay, you barely won, despite the slam-fucking-dunk handed to you. Now do something - don't just squabble amongst yourselves. Restore Habeas Corpus, outlaw torture, end warrantless wire-tapping, get the deficit under control, peal back tax breaks for Paris Hilton, and do something - anything - different in Iraq. P.S. there is no "war on terror" because terror is a tactic, not an enemy.

Dear Republican Minority in Congress;
Suck it.

Many regards,
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