June 20th, 2006

monkey pirate

Visigoth, Baby

Last night,  I dreamt that I was in the Army again and barbarians were
going to attack. I was coaching friends of mine who had just enlisted through basic.
And then I woke up, and Seal's song "Bring it on" wasin my head. The chorus (for real) goes:

Bring it on,
Bring it on,
Bring it on, baby.


Only I woke up with this stuck in my head:

Visigoth,
Visigoth,
Visigoth, baby.
monkey pirate

My Fight With The Hulk


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Originally uploaded by aghrivaine.
t was a long bout. Sure, the Hulk has massive strength, but i'm well
trained in using uke's own strength against him. His massive overhand
smashes are a lot like those useless overhead shomen we've spent so much time guarding against, right? For hours we went at it - I couldn't do jack to him, but he couldn't seem to pin me down to smash.

Until finally, I found my opening....