January 1st, 2006

Napoleon

New Year Crimes Against Humanity

United Nations International War Crimes Tribunal - the Hague

Docket: David V. Krieger
Accused of: Crimes Against Humanity
Nature of Transgression:Karaoke

It is the opinion of this court that Mr. Krieger is clearly guilty of the worst sort of transgression against human morality and decency.
It is further the opinion of this court that the accused has already been punished. In the interest of justice, let the accused's filthy, filthy hangover suffice as "time served".

Tribunal Dismissed.