February 2nd, 2004

monkey pirate

Groundhog Day

Punxsutawney Phil, the famous Groundhog prognosticator, came out of his hole on Gobbler's Nob in Punxsutawney PA today. Meteorologists, large rodents, and prognosticater's of every stripe are in something of an uproar, however. While it's clear what happens if Phil sees his own shadow, this morning he apparently saw the shadow of Janet Jackson's breast.. Does this mean six more weeks of winter? An early Spring? Or as many suppose - the End of Time itself?

Whatever the case, may your Groundhog's Day be joyous.