Prolly because I asked him to autograph his autobiography as "Dear E-Bay High Bidder". He just signed it "Hey David" but that's okay, because I'm not really planning on selling it. I just thought it was funny.
Then he called me a knucklehead.
BRUCE CAMPBELL just called me a knucklehead!
Then I gorged myself on Indian food at Samosa's. MMMmmmm, Samosa's.