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Several Short Letters

Dear My Long-Estranged Father's Side of the Family;
Now would be an excellent time for one of you to have turned out to left me some money. Not because I'm desperate or anything - far from it - but we found the perfect house and we'd love to buy it.

Yours;
DK

Dear Blink, Greatest-Dog-In-The-World;
Please resume your morning "regularity" on our walks - leaving you at home without clear evidence of your intestinal comfort makes me very nervous.
Yours;
DK

Dear Video Game Makers;
Slow it down! Too much good stuff all at once!
Yours;
DK

Dear Cats;
An empty bowl or a closed door is not an emergency. Pipe down.
Yours;
DK

Dear French people;
How the hell do you eat like that and stay so thin? For that matter, why have I lost weight since starting to learn French cooking?
Yours;
DK

Dear Sunsets;
Amazing. Please keep it up.
Yours;
DK

Dear Weather;
It is mid-November. Please feel like it.
Yours;
DK

Dear Imdb;
Please figure out a way to read my mind, so when I see some actor that I think I kind of recognize but can't quite place where, and don't know the name of the character they are currently playing, you can give me the answer.
Yours;
DK

Dear Science;
It is the 21st Century. I want a flying car, a pet dinosaur, and a feast in pill form, right away. Get on that.
Yours;
DK

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( 2 comments — Leave a comment )
silvertongue1
Nov. 16th, 2010 08:16 pm (UTC)
French people believe in portion control. Such is my observation when visiting the "old country".
~A
aghrivaine
Nov. 17th, 2010 12:19 am (UTC)
I theorize that my body really wants a certain amount of butter, cream and salt, and when it gets it - which only cuisine ala Francaise can provide - it rewards me with metabolic happiness.
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