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I dream of Sarah Palin

Not like that, perv.
I dreamt i was a young Congressman on a camping trip. There, I ran into Sarah Palin who was with a bunch of other people all supporting 2nd Amendment gun owner's rights. I told them I was a veteran and was basically pro-gun. (True in the dream, untrue in real life, where I am a veteran but am not pro-gun, particularly.)

Then, we were attacked by terrorists, who were domestic right-wing extremists. They wanted to torture us after capturing us, saving the "best" - Mrs. Palin, for last. I tried like, a half-dozen times, to grab a gun and blast my way to freedom, but it kept not working. I remember once I managed to snatch the gun and holster off the belt of one of the terrorists, but I fumbled trying to get the button-down snap undone so I could pull the gun out!

I don't remember the rest. In my dream, Sarah Palin was nice.

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regina_of_york
Jul. 10th, 2009 06:48 pm (UTC)
OMG, ROTFLMAO!



nephandi
Jul. 11th, 2009 01:23 am (UTC)
aghrivaine for Congress, 2010!

I'm nephandi and I endorse this message.
blanchemains
Jul. 11th, 2009 01:50 am (UTC)
Did she throw grapes at you?
arya
Jul. 11th, 2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
I used to think Sarah Palin was utterly without any redeeming qualities.

Then I saw this photo:
http://www.risawn.com/blog/sarahPalinGun.jpg
And I thought, well, at least there's that :p
aghrivaine
Jul. 11th, 2009 04:46 pm (UTC)
There's no magazine in the receiver. :)
arya
Jul. 11th, 2009 04:47 pm (UTC)
It's also got an optical barrel and computer cables hanging out of it. Sweet baby jesus, if I had training equipment like that to play with I'd NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.
aghrivaine
Jul. 11th, 2009 04:49 pm (UTC)
I've done that kind of simulator, it's no big deal. If you don't have to reload, and you don't smell cordite, it's still just a video game.
arya
Jul. 11th, 2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
Beats the hell out of Duck Hunt.
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