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2009 is milk!

This year I will:
  • Be kind to every badger I meet. (No repeats of 2003!)
  • Smell even more spectacular!
  • Sign any autograph that is requested of me. (See first parenthetical note. In my defense, that badger was way too persistent.)
  • Stop seducing people with the magnetism of my smoldering gaze alone.
  • Eat fewer suburbs.
  • Finally get it resolved with Sir Francis Bacon. Way overdue. Sorry Frank.
  • Be cats.
  • Extrude less glitter from my pores.
  • Let other people win sometimes. Particularly children.


That should do it.

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blanchemains
Jan. 1st, 2009 05:38 am (UTC)
They badger good, decent people. That's why they call them "badgers"!
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