Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two ([info]aghrivaine) wrote,
@ 2008-11-21 10:44:00
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Whitebeard
I have several white hairs in my beard.


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[info]pyr8queen
2008-11-21 07:00 pm UTC (link)
and....?

or...

race-based discrimination! Down with beard segregation!

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[info]cjpetherick
2008-11-21 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Me, too.

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[info]aghrivaine
2008-11-21 08:17 pm UTC (link)
I like to pretend that if I were a viking, this would be the point at which young carls would take us seriously and seek out our wisdom.

You know, wisdom about pillaging.

"Now listen here lads, you'll be tempted to for the women first, but consider this - first man to the livestock and the gold keeps 'em forever, whereas first man to the women is first man sick of their caterwauling!"

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[info]arya
2008-11-22 12:03 am UTC (link)
You know, I used to wonder why it took you so long to find a lady-friend, but I finally understand it. The wisdom of your old age boils down to "Sheep first! Women later!"? Makes me wonder if Pascale is Scottish...

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[info]aghrivaine
2008-11-22 12:05 am UTC (link)
Just the sort of thing a whippersnapper pillager with a skewed set of priorities would say!

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[info]arya
2008-11-22 12:10 am UTC (link)
I was thinking, women first, and if we caterwaul you're clearly not beating us enough. Where'd you learn how to treat a lady? You call yourself a Viking?

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[info]aghrivaine
2008-11-22 12:12 am UTC (link)
Pfft, always blubbering. Seize enough gold and cattle, and you can get yourself a sturdy viking woman, impressed by your wealth and clarity of vision.

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[info]arya
2008-11-22 12:39 am UTC (link)
Cows too? Not just sheep?

....Sounds like you're an Irishman then, and not a Scot.

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[info]aghrivaine
2008-11-22 12:42 am UTC (link)
...well, 3/4 Scots Irish and 1/4 Viking.

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[info]arya
2008-11-22 12:48 am UTC (link)
So assuming 50/50 genetic inheritance, you had a 25% chance of going for women before the livestock?

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[info]aghrivaine
2008-11-22 12:50 am UTC (link)
No, I still submit that gold and livestock are a better long-term pillaging investment than women.

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[info]arya
2008-11-22 12:54 am UTC (link)
Well that's the 75% talkin'.

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[info]aghrivaine
2008-11-22 12:55 am UTC (link)
No, that's the 3 talkin'. The three white hairs in my beard!

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[info]pyr8queen
2008-11-22 04:44 pm UTC (link)
sturdy!?!?!

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[info]aghrivaine
2008-11-22 04:54 pm UTC (link)
Yer pretty sturdy, lass, fear not.

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[info]pyr8queen
2008-11-22 04:59 pm UTC (link)
I object. I want to be known as athletic, perhaps powerful, even "lusty" but not sturdy. My boat is sturdy. My Volvo station wagon is sturdy.

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