Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash: Pick Two ([info]aghrivaine) wrote,
@ 2008-03-09 20:08:00
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Nigerian Skype Scammer
They've moved to Skype, now.
I never knew they were gonna charge me costly for the shipment fee
[8:00:21 PM] DVK says: those rotten bastards!
[8:00:32 PM] Jannet says: but i'll like you to assist me in recieving payment from my client so i can cover all this taxes hun
[8:00:46 PM] DVK says: oh really?
[8:00:58 PM] Jannet says: yes babe
[8:01:29 PM] Jannet says: I'm expecting payment from my client and i'll let you know wat is required in recieving it for me babe
[8:01:36 PM] DVK says: Oh, I could'nt do that.
[8:01:51 PM] DVK says: My father is the grandmaster of a ninja temple, and he controls my money very carefully.
[8:02:05 PM] DVK says: he wants to be sure i'm not accepting free-lance assassinations, you see.
[8:02:07 PM] Jannet says: I'm not after your money though
[8:02:18 PM] DVK says: no, it's for your own safety!
[8:02:31 PM] DVK says: he found out I had taken money from someone, he would send the ninjas after you.
[8:02:34 PM] Jannet says: just wanna let you recieve my payment from client
[8:03:03 PM] DVK says: Well, do you think you could defeat hordes of trained ninja assassins?
[8:03:24 PM] Jannet says: seems you are toying wid me
[8:03:40 PM] DVK says: No, it's just that you're in a great deal of danger even talking to me
[8:04:38 PM] Jannet says: alright then
[8:05:16 PM] DVK says: Hm. Let me guess though - you're actually in Nigeria, right?
[8:05:43 PM] Jannet says: seems you' have alot of ppl you talk to on net
[8:05:43 PM] DVK says: frickin' scammer. I'm sending the ninjas after you. you'd better run and hide!



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[info]befers
2008-03-10 04:18 am UTC (link)
Hahahaha! I needed that laugh tonight. Thank you!

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[info]thelastmehina
2008-03-10 04:31 am UTC (link)
I am amused.

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[info]acogswell
2008-03-10 02:47 pm UTC (link)
That was hilarious.

It seems you are toying with me...

Heh, if only she knew about the Ninjas that live in your closet....bwahahaa.

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[info]nephandi
2008-03-10 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Responding to the Nigerian scammer's apparent lack of sheer terror, the ninja community prepared this statement:

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Reporting live, this is nephandi. Back to you aghrivaine.

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[info]dalriada42
2008-03-11 05:21 pm UTC (link)
*laughs* Wow.

So what do you think - robot scammer, or real person?

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[info]aghrivaine
2008-03-11 05:27 pm UTC (link)
Real person, probably a Nigerian, as that seems to be the home of internet scamming.

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[info]beautesansbete
2008-03-19 02:08 pm UTC (link)
That was hilarious!
There was a lot of "babe" and "hun"s in her responses. The Nigerian scammers are getting pretty cosy with they way they try to gain confidence but really who can they trick with that, besides 13 year old boys?

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